Misanthropic Cognac and Benevolent Gunshots

Home.

Got home two nights ago. Love it. The next few weeks are going to be absolutely insane. First California, then Nicaragua, then I pack up all my shit AGAIN and move into my apartment. This summer is going to be epic. One thing I’ve learned since I’ve been home: some people love it when I’m mean and bitter and miserable, and some people don’t. Whatevs. I also just coughed so hard that the mucous from my nose transferred to my mouth and it was absolutely disgusting. Hates it. Vom. Haha.

Also, Tabitha has been so fucking adorable since I’ve been home! She is such a little mush bag and I cannot imagine a more precious creature on the face of the planet. Ugh love that bitchhhh.