January 2010
1 post
Back bitches.
Alrighty, my sabbatical from the world of rampant narcissism has come to an end. I am going to do my damnedest to keep this shit up. To be honest, I probably won’t. BUT WHATEVSSSSS.
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
UGH.
My glasses are broken. I cannot sleep. I have orientation today and I need to get up in four hours. I want to die. And the most terrifying bug just landed on my screen. Kill me please.
Okay I'm back!
So I have finally decided to get off my lazy ass(figuratively) and end my tumblr hiatus. SO, since my last post I have gone to Nicaragua, come back, moved into the city, lived there, been home a few times, and this week I am setting up my schedule for Hunter(EEP) and having orientation. I also got a job! I’m going to be working for my mom’s best friend at here allergy office in Fort...
June 2009
0 posts
May 2009
14 posts
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF SAN DIEGO.
Things I’ve learned:
-I will never be able to avoid sunburn.
-If a middle school has a dolphin mural on it, you know that the surrounding area will suck.
-It’s incredibly awkward to drink in front of your own parents.
-Not being 21 or older and staying with people who are is absolutely miserable.
I just want to be home. UGH.
Sitting in a park in Paris, France, Reading the...
So this morning I woke up and bopped around a little and then mowed my entire lawn. It was the first time I had used our big mower and needless to say, my hands are not thanking me for that particular experience. I have to say that lawn mowing is surprisingly meditative for me, I mean, as meditative as I can possibly get which isn’t very meditative at all. Listening to Julieta Vanegas and...
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Missed Glee last night. Last day at home. Nica in 12 days. Inferior coast tomorrow. I find out from Hunter in 2-3 weeks. EEP.
I am both a mother and a manager so...
A list of things that are going through my head:
-I miss the stupid hipster trannies from New Paltz. Those hot messes were such wonderful entertainment but at the same time I can’t wait for legit hipster trannies when I move to the city.
- Home is so beyond boring, though I’m currently watching a show on bull sharks devouring human beings and it’s fucking great.
- I bought the...
Fuckin' bitches.
So you know what I hate most of all? People who pretend to be all goody goody and self-righteous about not talking about people behind their backs and then directly after confronting someone else, talk smack about them. Jesus Christ. I understand that I’m somewhat of a mean person but, hey, at least I’m willing to own up to it. Also, I would never be willing to write something that if...
Home.
Got home two nights ago. Love it. The next few weeks are going to be absolutely insane. First California, then Nicaragua, then I pack up all my shit AGAIN and move into my apartment. This summer is going to be epic. One thing I’ve learned since I’ve been home: some people love it when I’m mean and bitter and miserable, and some people don’t. Whatevs. I also just coughed so...
File this one under things "Things I hate"...
First of all, I hate the 15th century morality play “Everyman” and my propensity to settle on the most pretentious topics for projects in the entire world. As if writing a paper on it wasn’t bad enough procrastination has settled in and as I get closer and closer to the due date (tomorrow at 8 AM) I am developing less and less of an inclination to do the fucking thing. FML. So...
AH
11 am. Still drunk. I am going to Nicaragua with the best people in the world in less than a month. YES.
April 2009
9 posts
Shweekend.
Oh Manhattan you temptress…this weekend was just what I needed and despite the fact that it didn’t fulfill its purpose it was great. Despite the recent crappy developments in my life, I’m finding it hard to be pessimistic which is strange for me. I think that with the summer on its way and everything blooming I just can’t help but feel good about the world. God I hate...
Thanx CUNY!
Called up Hunter today. They don’t have either my transcript from high school nor my transcript from New Paltz. I cried. I hate crying. FML.
I am Marion Coatesworth-Hayes!
What a weekend. I have to say that I haven’t felt this good about a three day period in a long time. Now I just have to deal with the next three weeks which include not only finishing classes and finals but also raising money for Nicaragua and collecting donations. It would be simpler if people could just raise money on their own and not need to be told what to do every single step of the...
Meow!
Today was as mundane and uneventful as any other. I woke up for my 8 am class(never again will I put myself through that misery), went to sleep once I got back, woke up, watched an episode of the West Wing and ate lunch, went to Comparative politics, went to Philosophy, got dinner, watched TV. Now I’m here.
I noticed something between talking to Sarah Morrison on iChat and marginally...
And so it begins...yet again.
This is my third blog in the past 4 months, not that the other ones really count. The first was fouled up by a certain unsightly-fat-woman who shall not be named and the second one just never quite got going. HOWEVER given the rush of new blogs that my friends, namely just Pat Shelton and Julia, have created I thought it to be imperative that a new blog be created, this time on...
